Ugh, it's that time of year again...

Happy Birthday, Amanda

Yes, we made you a whole website. Don't let it go to your head.

* This website was made under duress and sibling obligation. Any compliments found within are purely accidental.

Things We Tolerate About You

01

You've somehow survived another full year on this planet. Against all odds, honestly. We're as shocked as anyone.

02

You're the kind of person who peaked in confidence at age 5 and never looked back. Genuinely inspiring levels of delusion, Amanda.

03

Out of all our siblings, you're definitely... one of them. Top 100% for sure. Statistically undeniable.

04

You give off "main character energy" except the movie is a low-budget comedy and nobody asked for a sequel.

05

The fact that you're a Harrold and still turned out this dramatic is honestly a talent. It's giving Shakespeare. Specifically, the tragedies.

Amanda Through the Ages

Birth

Amanda Harrold arrives. Nobody was ready. The world has not recovered since.

Childhood

Developed her signature move: being annoying and somehow getting away with it because she's "the baby" or "just being Amanda."

Teenage Years

Peak chaos era. Thought she knew everything. Spoiler: she did not. Still doesn't. But the confidence? Unmatched.

Adulthood

Somehow became a functioning adult. "Functioning" doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence, but still.

Today

Another year older. Allegedly wiser. We'll believe it when we see it. Happy birthday, you absolute menace.

"Behind every great sibling is another sibling rolling their eyes."

— Everyone who has ever met Amanda Harrold

Amanda's Birthday Playlist

Now Playing
Select a banger below
DJ Harrold Roast
  • 1 Happy Birthday (Zoo Edition) The classic roast
  • 2 You're Old Now, Amanda A ballad of ageing
  • 3 Amanda The Menace Her theme song, honestly
  • 4 For She's a Jolly Odd Fellow Traditional-ish
  • 5 Another Year of Nonsense The anthem she deserves

* Performed by the Harrold Family Orchestra (badly)

Make a Wish

Tap the cake. We dare you.

🎂

Only click if you can handle sincerity. We know that's hard for you.

Alright, real talk for a second. Amanda, you're genuinely one of the best people we know. You're funny, you're kind (when you want to be), and life would be astronomically boring without you in it. We're lucky to have you as a sister, even if we'd never say that to your face.

Happy Birthday, you absolute legend. Here's to another year of you being unapologetically, ridiculously, wonderfully you.

❤️